Clean mouth

Lucas and I like to get ready together in the bathroom every morning. Since there is limited space, we are very crammed and are in agreement that we both get half of the mirror. We have a mirror/cabinet right above the sink that holds many products of mine. One product is an expensive facial cleanser my sister got me for the wedding. My toothbrush however is right underneath the cabinet sitting in a little ball jar (pretty cute, I know). Lucas does not like "messy" things or when I leave my products out. One night while we were brushing our teeth, there was a gooey substance on my toothbrush. Lucas noticed it and blamed the mess on me since I normally leave things out. We did not notice where the mess was coming from, so being the good wife that I am, I quickly apologized. The next day, the same substance was on my toothbrush again, I cleaned it off and there were bubbles that appeared. I open the cabinet to grab the face wash and there it was.. my face wash cap was not screwed on properly. Right then I knew exactly who was to blame. I have been letting Lucas use the face wash every night, and I am 100% positive that it was him who forgot. I called him in and told him that I've been brushing my teeth with soap for the past week because he didn't put the cap back on! He looked scared at first... then he started laughing. I tried to be strong and keep my mad face on, but the fact that I had been washing my teeth with soap for the past week was nothing but laughable. Oh the joys of  being married :)

Mrs. Ball